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I’m as shocked as you that I’m recommending this. The trailer looked awful but I loved it. I know it’s directed by Rodriguez but it’s classic Cameron (who produced). Huge action set pieces, stunning visuals. There’s some exposition early on but at least it’s by the great Christoph Waltz. I’d rather that than a three hour movie. Mahershala Ali has already given us two deep, brooding characters in the last year and that’s great. But he also deserves to be a commissioner of a cyborg basketball/racing league of the future, who’s often possessed by a tech overlord in the sky played by Edward Norton. He deserves that fun too. Also, movies have tried to invent a futuristic sport and failed (sorry Rollerball) but the one in Alita is so fun I hope it becomes a video game I can buy and get beaten by 15 year olds online. Some of the dialog is bad but Cameron wrote it and he used to write dialog for Arnold so it’s understandable he forgot how humans talk. This movie is stunning and with a lot of heart thanks to Rosa Salazar. I saw it in IMAX 3D and I’d recommend you do the same.

My arms are actually florescent lights that glow when Orcs are near.

Happy Valentines Day. We look like we’re waking you up from a nap.

The Jolly Woodsman. Dr Dolittle. Rusty the Retweeter. The Twitter Gorilla himself. Russell Harrison Williams III. My, and probably your, biggest fan and most frequent commenter. One time I was gonna go to a restaurant in Flushing and eat a live octopus like the movie Old Boy and he said “don’t do that, son. They can solve puzzles. It would know it was being eaten”. That last sentence haunts me. One time there was a dead bird in our yard, and he picked it up, whispered in its ear, and it jiggled and flew away. I made up that last one, but you believed it just from this photo. He one time had a silent conversation with a mother black bear, that her child was safe, as he was just a hiker and passing through, and the bear let him walk away. That one isn’t made up. I don’t know why I’m posting this. Just love the man and you should know about him.

This is the banana that @matteolane drew, and we handed it to a tattoo artist and he put it on my arm forever. For no better reason than I like bananas.

#markwahlberg #2amclub

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